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Jake

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.
Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
by EricShun100 July 25, 2023
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Jake

A boy who runs away from year 7s but gives it verbal to everyone he thinks he’s bad but get violated majority of the time
Quick it’s a year 7 do a jake
by Fagstar77 April 15, 2020
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Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors
by Psychological terror December 14, 2020
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Jake Dahl

The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.

No your the cutieeeeee.
God damn this Jake Dahl goes down like fine wine.
by Weedzon February 3, 2022
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Mumkey Jake

One of the best gorilla tag players in the world, and in the clan Mumkey.
You: Did you hear Mumkey Jake is in our lobby?

Your mate: DUDE WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW
by Creamy beans April 28, 2022
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Jake

cute person who is cuter than amie (me)
by cucucucumbur January 5, 2022
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Jake Paul

Hey, do you want to watch some Jake Paul?
by Video2Video January 16, 2020
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