Butt shark

A mini shark that lives in the river and nibbles on your butt

“Don’t stay in the water too long, a butt shark will come and nip your tooshy”

by Chika19 February 28, 2019

Butt Putt

The insertion of a golf putter handle into one's anus. You then stand over the ball and wiggle your hips to hit the ball towards the hole. First one to sink it wins the hole.

"I got shit all over the handle of my putter from when we played butt putt last week."

by MyVeinyMeat November 15, 2020

Mud Butt

As opposed to explosive diarrhea which is normally cleared in one cataclysmic event, mud butt is characterised by soft stool that may take several attempts before being cleared from one's bowels. Mud butt is an uncomfortable feeling of needing to shit but knowing that there just isn't enough back pressure to deal with the backlog of soft fecal matter.

I had a terrible sleep last night, drank six coffees this morning, and now I have a bad case of mud butt.

by Mister Mud Butt September 9, 2019

Butt cleaner

A hose that shoots water in your butt

When you are in the bathroom pooping or peeing and when you are done you use the butt cleaner to clean your butt with water

by Jad19273 January 30, 2020

'iya-butt

A common welsh greeting, usually used when pretending to be a townie.

'iya butt Hows it going?

by oink May 11, 2004

Butt thorn

(n.) slang for hemmhroids

Girl 1: man I got the butt thorns so bad!
Girl 2: wanna borrow my ointment?
Girl 1: yeah sure! I used all of mine.

by JessieAly December 9, 2012

Duck butt

The kind of puckering of one's own asshole in extreme situations where it is so clenched, it becomes water tight, like a duck's butt.

"The registration in this car has been out for 3 months. Every time I pass a cop, I duck butt."

by OhSoMoist December 8, 2017