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jungle juice

I one met this guy from the Seychelles islands who said they had a drink called jungle juice which was made from the new shoots at the top of some kind of palm of coconut tree.
Apparently it's quite hallucinogenic and in the Seychelles there are urban myths of car loads of revelers driving off a cliff after consuming it. He said you could get it bottled or that some people climbed trees to get it but if you took it whilst up the tree you would most likely fall out and die.
He himself had some to celebrate passing his exams and just sat in his room tripping out for a couple of days.
This is some good jungle juice man, I'm like totaly off my tits.
by Sebastian Fry March 29, 2008
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cock juice

Something that gives you a competitive edge in any activity. Similar to adrenaline, but only for guys of course. Women may not use the term cock juice because they don't have cocks. A cock juice meter can be found in the video game Top Spin 2.
Dude I'm playing terrible. Just use your cock juice.
by Brandon Winthrop June 26, 2008
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Death Juice

A mysteriously delicious and poisonously intoxicating concoction comprised of the various alcoholic mixed drinks left over after a party/gala/event mixed into a small vat. Note: Juice may be added to help mask the horror within.
After that fat rager, we had enough leftover hard drinks to make a batch of Death Juice and throw another party the next night.

Cory didn't realize the intensity of last nights Death Juice and he put a bullet in his forehead when it "shattered" him.

This Death Juice is going to get everyone here laid.
by Blake em January 11, 2008
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Spider Juice

Occasional
As of when a girl is giving a blowjob, and stops to take a breath, but faces the dreaded strings of saliva/"pre-ejaculation fluid" that remain stuck between her mouth and the penis she is sucking.
So called because it resembles a spider web with morning dew on it.
"I was enjoying being sucked off so much last night I started to ooze. Sadly this was at the same time as the missus was taking a breath and we got spider juice. Legend has it that the Joneses down the road bottle and sell the stuff."
by Mark Nordenstein May 29, 2007
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Poodle Juice

The sexual act when a man urinates and cums inside the butthole of the other person then the other person procedes to fart creating a bubble that squirts in the man's Face
Man: "That stupid bitch totally squirted me in the face with her poodle juice."
Friend: Ha, you suck."
Man: "It's not my fault i had to piss after i came."
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Jew Juice

A drink to go along with a jew bagel. This generally is orange juice, however, on some occasions, it can be substituted with grape juice or apple juice.
I need some jew juice to wash down my jew bagel, stat!
by True Jew December 26, 2007
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Morning Juice

The semi-fluid diarrhea that comes after a night of excessive alcohol consumption.
Uhh, sorry Jeff, I just stained your porcelain toilet with my Morning Juice.
by F.E. Forster December 1, 2003
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