The proper term for the so called “walk of shame”. You’ve just had sex, you feel great and people can see it.
Scott: “Bro did you stay for breakfast?”
Bro: “Just took a detour home to get the most out of my walk of dignity”
Bro: “Just took a detour home to get the most out of my walk of dignity”
by Bro momentum February 19, 2021
Get the Walk of dignitymug. (Verb)
A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.
A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.
Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"
Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."
Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."
by The wiki Master August 27, 2013
Get the Chafe-walkingmug. The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.
by Wiseman!!! October 29, 2019
Get the Walking Tacomug. a mentally unstable person who is virtually incapable of detecting BS, pseudo-intellectual, dumb, shit-for-brains
My walking uncyclopedia of a cousin is 14 and is the most misinformed, lazy and arrogant person I know. He believes he's figured out life and knows everything about politics just because he's joined Anynonymous and claims he's redpilled, but moreover he's only a depraved hostile meme with no stamina or life at ALL. That's barely the surface of it.
by PorcupineCanadian January 24, 2019
Get the walking uncyclopediamug. 
What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.
I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Get the WHO'S walking WHOM???mug. An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.
Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."
by Leave My Door December 1, 2019
Get the Puffin Walksmug.