ur dad

The best way to defeat someone when in a ur mom argument.

Person 1: Hey Carellius, what'sup?
Person 2: ur mom
Person 1: no u
Person 2: No, ur mom
Person 1: No, ur dad.
Person 2 dies instantly.

by Jefferious January 20, 2020

Ur

The beginning of the end

Billy:hey tommy, guess what
Tommy:what
Billy:ur-
Tommy's heart rate skyrocketed as he realized that Billy's is going to use the forbidden ultimate weapon

by ear_boot May 23, 2018

ur mom

the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.

man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)

by im gay <3 July 28, 2021

ur dad

Gay

ur dad gay

by urhdbdhurhdn January 18, 2020

ur mom

a perfect response to anything

who’s the mother of your baby?!
ur mom

by suplolhaha July 10, 2021

ur F R E S H boi Shinee

A dank F R E S H boi who got all the memes. Ur boi shinee can be seen playing cs:go and wrecking all dem nubs. Gets all the girls with his billion dollar supply pf robux inside the popular game roblox. His mom is Britney spears and can not be beaten at anything. He has the dankest jordans and yeezees and you do not compare to him in anyway
(especially at being F R E S H)

"Damm boi, ur to F R E SH with dem new yeezees" "No you can never be to F R E S H zesty midget"

( it means ur F R E S H boi Shinee is to F R E S H for u) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

by UR BOI SHINEE TO F R E S H November 27, 2017

ur mom

the all time best american insult to ever exist after ''5 inches deep in ur mom''
you can say this to about every sentence you hear. Its not funny if its no understandable.

Bella: Where's Dad?

Brady: Inside ur MOM

Bella: *gags*

by Jac0b3y November 14, 2021