Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic

Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office

by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023

Community licking post

A public sweet spot for spreading germs

I saw your little brother at the community licking post waiting his turn with your uncle's spot

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom

Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom

by DictionaryManz May 21, 2019

Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!

Maybe Urban Dictionary is like a woman, except, in reverse...

Hym "Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

comments on this post have been limited

This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.

My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.

by Albus Doorknob January 12, 2023

Post Yap Clarity

The immediate realization after 5+ minutes of yapping that you should have kept your fucking mouth shut.

"Sandra has been talking for hours now. Wait until post yap clarity kicks in."

by salmonconsumer55 April 2, 2025

Post-Nut Clarity

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.

"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."

by Noctone April 7, 2023