Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 15, 2011

Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

by Guesseppe October 17, 2025

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

call Saul

seeking help from someone who's done bad things

A: I'll never get our of this alive...
B: Then you better call Saul, cause no one else is gonna want to help now

by Sergej Heim July 25, 2024

<.7.9.7.6>I Am Laughing ANd Crying, I Call It OCnsent<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>I Am Laughing ANd Crying, I Call It OCnsent<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>I Am Laughing ANd Crying, I Call It OCnsent<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》

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《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

call popcorn

To make claim for the roach of a joint/blunt to eat, similar to popcorn.

Friends all hanging out, one blankets the shrubbery to in pure white papyrus to prepare for arson.

Orville: Popcorn!

Newman: Awe, why didn't I call popcorn?

*End of joint*

Passed to Orville. Orville eats. Orville's now happy, inspired, and full.

by GottaGetMills August 28, 2011