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Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.
I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!
by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024
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Straight

A guy who is Hetersexual.
"Yo man wanna go buy clothes?"
"No dude, I'm straight."
by LauraHailSatan December 21, 2017
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straight mojo

Straight Mojo is a synthetic weed you can buy in Holland. This is the best weed to smoke because it gives you the best high you will reach through weed.
by Mr. Sleepeye October 10, 2022
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Straight RIPs

To pursue an idea, goal, or a dream of yours even if the odds are against you. Pushing through any doubts, concerns, and worries. Taking no bullshit from yourself and from others. Can be written as str8 rips to.

The first straight rip will always the be hardest to do, but eventually the hits get cleaner and you enter a zone state.

Related terms: based, yolo, rip
"The probability of me getting this job is little to none, but I'm going to do a straight rip and apply anyways"

"I have an idea to open up a cafe no idea of where to start. Just gonna start straight RIPs for it."

"Have you seen Dan lately? Last I heard he was str8 ripping on a business he was building"
by Poggz September 17, 2022
mugGet the Straight RIPsmug.

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023
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Semi-straight

Straight but only towards people who are straight, bisexual, pan etc. (aka people who can like you back).

terms such as half straight can be used as well
Girl 1: Do you think that Gavin likes me even though im bisexual, I feel like im leading him on and I dont want to hurt him
Girl 2: Don't worry he doesn't like you, he's semi-straight remember
by jeena34 July 30, 2021
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Straight up petroleum

What you say when something is superior. A play off of the saying “that’s gas”, with petroleum being a pure natural gas.
Dude, that song was gas, straight up petroleum!
by biscuit0823 May 23, 2021
mugGet the Straight up petroleummug.

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