Social Portfolio

A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.

Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.

by bwsimonse December 5, 2021

Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

social action

: an organized program of socioeconomic reform; specifically: activity on the part of an interested group directed toward some particular institutional change a committee for the prevention of juvenile delinquency through social action

Malala took social action when she couldn't receive an education in the Swat valley

by Eatdatknowledge445 April 20, 2018

Socializing

Something every student dreams of, but due to oppressive circumstances, the cruel and ruthless teachers/faculty will rarely allow you to do this freely, because as soon as recess ends, it's back to your desk and pencil . As you get older, nobody even wants to socialize anymore because people are forced to work and most people are married, therefore if you're caught talking to the wrong person, it might look like you're hitting on someone and you could be killed for it.

Teacher: Okay children, so in the Boston Tea Par...excuse me I need EVERYONE'S UNDIVIDED ATTENTION NOW OR ELSE I WILL ASSIGN MORE HOMEWORK KEEP IN MIND THE GRADING SYSTEM IS ABOUT TO GET...ADJUSTED...OKAY JOHNNY DO YOU NEED DETENTION FOR BEING DISRUPTIVE??? YOU NEED TO STOP SOCIALIZING AND PAY ATTENTION

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021

Social Media

Social Media, a place where you can make online friends without having to ask for fetishes, hobbies, and more.

Online:
Marc and Michael are having a normal convo until-
Marc: What are you on?! LOL
Michael: Im on Instagram(a form of Social Media)
Marc: No kidding.

by what are you on September 9, 2019

Socialism

Something that everybody thinks is communism

Some old uncle: China is communist
The leftist niece: Uncle, there’s never been a communist country, the closest we’ve gotten is socialism. And China is very capitalist

by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

Social Assurancer

Social Assurancer (noun) 1) A person who uses Social Media platform or presence to offer hope, encouragement, and optimism as an anchor in one’s life.

2) An online influencer who specializes in lifting up people who are down.

I Love my Social Assurancer. I can always count on them to give me hope and encouragement when I’m getting beat up online.

by Strypers Dad March 6, 2024