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Retard

Person 1: I retarded the TV so it works now.

Person 2: Wtf... are you retarded?
by obamaworshipper18 December 17, 2019
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retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)
''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
by Tk4real January 24, 2018
mugGet the retarded clump of gasmug.

Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent
Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!
by anonymous April 18, 2021
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Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC
pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021
mugGet the pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retardmug.

Retarded

Me in 2019
friend: WHY ARE YOU RETARDED???
Me: I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE
by Ea sports sucks January 2, 2022
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Retard

The type of people that use old and overused memes. Some examples of these people are people that use shrek memes, spongebob memes, and minion memes.
That redditor is a retard.
by TheSmartKidThatIsSmart May 31, 2021
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retard

(noun)
a vulger word describing a human being at the same intelligence level as anyone apart of the "i love cosco" group chat.
nottonyg is in fact a retard
by prettymucharetard March 8, 2022
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