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making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
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Potato

"Oi, mate, don't get in that car. There're potatoes around these parts."
by DeusVult Infidels December 16, 2020
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potato

it’s uncooked form may be underestimated. but, you never underestimate it’s TRUE form.

french fries
hashbrowns

mashed potatoes

literally every type of potato
you should know what potatoes are
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Potato bear

A bear with or consisting of potatoes, or eating a large amount of potatoes. It is also a name for someone who eats an inordinate about of potatoes.
The potato bear at my potatoes somewhere and its gone Felisha, there's NO MORE POTATOES
by Potatoes bear November 12, 2018
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Potato

Someone who is not very comfortable with interacting with people. However, they are often very nice and once you get to know them, you know they’re a friend for life
“Why is that girl so quiet and weird?”
“She’s not weird, she’s a potato, don’t you ever say that about my potato-friend again.”
by Seilenna August 1, 2019
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Purple Potato

They are your best-friends.

They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go.

The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer makes them the best.
Friend: She has Purple Potato.

Let me get one too!
by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021
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blob potato

it is some one that is lazy maybe kinda fat and loves food
man bob was in bed all day he is such a blob potato
by billy bob apple June 16, 2022
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