Jake Paul

Cancer

Guy: I think I have cancer
Jake Paul: why?

Guy: *dies*

by Aiden6000 July 23, 2022

paul

paul is a bitch he can make your day go so bad or so good. he make you the happiest person in the world but can also make you feel like the worst person in the world he can make you feel so happy and good about yourself. paul is such a happy warm hearted guy he’s so caring and sweet in the inside but on the out side he acts like nothing bothers him. he only acts like this bc he has so much inside that he can’t let out he has so much pain that he has had in his life from losing people to losing pets to being let down and he keeps that all inside. paul acts so tough but he really just needs someone to help him and hold him into happiness. he is such a love able guy. if paul has you in his life and he loves you he will show you how much he does he never lets someone go if they mean a lot to him. a lot of people he has loved and trusted have passed or left him. if you make him mad he will show it and tell you off no matter who you are but he doesn’t get mad that easily he just gets annoyed very easily and he shows it.

paul’s the best don’t ever lose him like i did i wish i still had him as a friend but he has me blocked and i love him and always will<3

by madi mostello July 29, 2022

Paul s

a little pussy bitch boy that cant keep his mouth shut

why is paul s such a bitch he told my girlfriend i had syphillis

by sendthighs June 8, 2022

Paul

A Paul is a person who betrays your trust. A person who can’t keep their mouth shut. If you date a Paul, he will for sure break your heart. He will seem trusting at first but don’t give in to his games, they are all just to lead you on into believing you are amazing when really he sees you just as trash.

Paul is an ass dude. I’ve never seen anyone so mean.

by Spreadingthetruth June 13, 2022

Daniel Paul

The type of person that never showed up in first place but was originally chosen to be your fellow classmate. He is often confused with parasites appearing randomly on your local discord server.
Also the name is used for main antagonists in everyones daily life.

They stopped asking for Daniel Paul when Agata disappeared.

by bluemangamefan June 17, 2022

Paul

Paul is a lazy, blob of hamburger helper that throws insults out to ease the pain of oncoming heart disease.

Person 1:that guy is really fat, what do I call him

Person 2: call him paul

by Gage Cormier June 17, 2022

Paul Bunyan

n. An extremely large, thick and singular bowel movement.

--Following from the popular slang term "grunt log" refering to the same meaning, Paul Bunyan also refers to a large breakfast, which can infer a large future bowel movement. Paul Bunyan, of course, is the mythical American giant lumberjack who cleared the way for colonial expansion. He had a sidekick---a giant blue ox named Babe.

I had such a Paul Bunyan this morning after I woke up, that I couldn't stand up from the toilet for ten minutes.

by RoboMike June 27, 2022