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Shit-Talking

Two- Girls, One Cup with more meaningful, incomprehensible, conversation spread thoroughly between the two and their orifices!
¹Female: "Hey, Shittany! Did you have corn at lunch just for meeehhee?!"
Uttered whilst retching on Shit!

²Female: "You -ugh, ugh- Know - yum-yum- IT!"

✓As Female² swooshes Feces about her mouth!

Female ¹&² : "We LOVE Shit-Talking!"
by Making Mischief December 28, 2022
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Talk

In the beginning humans were born, they communicated through the sounds and actions that they saw fit, to assist them in there struggles and trials. In the end we became complacent, indifferent to the feelings of others and desired something other than communication. We desire embarrassment for the ones that have done us wrong through the absence of talking. The ones that do not like us will spew in the references to degrade us through talking. But most importantly we don’t talk when we find out what others have done to hurt us in the past. No matter the feelings that we have towards them.

As a reference we can refer to Watermelon Sugar, Love, Talk, Rude, Hate, Indifferent, Anger, and Understanding.

But this is an urban dictionary. Beginning with URBAN and ending with the irony of a word Dictionary
1. If you really want to talk about anything just do it. I doubt that anyone else will.

2. As children its easier to talk. But for some people it just doesn’t work that way.
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folder talk

"Folder talk" is a term for when someone is telling a you story and they change the subject in the middle of it,

creating a "folder inside of a folder". (A "folder" means a story/subject).

I am credited with introducing the term "Folder talk".
The idea for the name for the term sources from me being unable to finish a story without going into very unimportant details about a completely different story for the reason of me having a fear of being misunderstood which results in always creating a folder inside of a folder inside of another folder.

Folder talking might be irritating at times, but it's important to remember that a person who folder talks can't help it.
It's necessary that you sit through the whole story, act like you are invested, interested and fully understand it.
Me: "I once overheard a conversation of two people sitting next to me on the bus, they were talking about-

Oh, that just reminded me, have I ever told you about that one time that I-"

Y/N: "YO, STOP FOLDER TALKING!"

Me: "Oh, sorry!"
by Lailabye July 30, 2023
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talking a shit

when you want to describe yourself taking a shit but you seem to write "talking a shit" instead of "taking a shit". it can also mean talking about the characteristics of faeces.
Rose: (on snapchat) When you're talking a shit
George: (sees Rose's snap) Well, so the consistency of the shit is NOT WELL.
Annie: LMAO
by lovemelikeyousayyoudo May 31, 2018
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Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023
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national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021
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talking

what is talking? texting is the new thing now!
by salty boat April 13, 2019
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