Michael Boltons

Can also be abbreviated to “Michaels.” Fake tits. From “Bolt Ons,” a slang term for breast implants.

Check out her Michael Boltons!

by SaintMickS March 29, 2019

Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.

"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."

by moochers April 16, 2019

Michael Wayne kurck

a guy that cheats , has side chicks , doesn’t know what love really is , and yet says he loves ppl. He’s kinda dumb /stupid sometimes. Messes up good relationships. His last girlfriend is a fucked up bipolar chick, who thinks she’s super ugly. Good life. Guess so

Michael Wayne kurck- needs to learn how to treat his one and only better

other ppl- definitely

by Vanwinkle April 18, 2019

michael bradley

A lanky lad that fears josh arfa

Josh arfa is beating a kid up, it must be Michael Bradley

by Sewhs April 19, 2019

Michael Hatcher

fully slut. you are. better off staying away.

Michael Hatcher is a fugly slut, don't be his friend.

by penismcfrappler27 December 7, 2019

Michaeling Out

Someone falling asleep because they ate too much.

Did he just really eat three slices of pizza?! He’ll be michaeling out soon!

by SaltyBeagle December 25, 2019

Michael Stobbart

Likes to look at little kids

Michael Stobbart has a foot fetish He is also a bash at Fortnite

Guy: I really like feet
Other Guy: Ok then Michael Stobbart

by Benlikeslily May 25, 2019