A Danny Glover Moment

The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".

Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.
"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."

"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."

"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."
by Roos26 May 20, 2012
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Benedict Arnold Moment

A scenario where a person tries to better a shitty situation but makes so many poor and bizarre decisions that they end up in an even worse situation.
John: Hey bro, did you hear about Mike? He was frustrated with the fact he had a hard time keeping it up so he took some Viagra and had to go to the hospital after it didn't go back down.

Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.
by Whitman18 August 27, 2021
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Come To Gallileo Moment

The moment when someone who is egotistical, arrogant or aloof realizes that he/she is not, in fact, the center of the universe
Jane: Gosh! That Alex chick is SO full of herself!

Tina: Yeah. She needs to have a Come To Gallileo Moment!
by QuippyTippy June 18, 2012
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Idiotic Eureka Moment

The phenomenon of finally understanding a joke or pun that everyone else understood long ago.
“ “That hat looks like a Nun’s Habit”
“What’s a Nun’s Habit?”
“It’s the name of the headgear worn by Nuns!”
Oh now I get it: ‘Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit’ - I thought Whoopie Goldberg was just back in the habit of being a Nun!”
“Ah, you’ve just had an Idiotic Eureka Moment”
by djdusty March 17, 2022
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Certified Hotwheels Moment

A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.
John: Will you check my balls for Cancer?
James: This is a certified hotwheels moment.
by ADog'sKnot January 17, 2023
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Prime Moments Giuseppe

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.
Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021
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foreskin bruh moment

A Foreskin bruh moment is kinda like a Forehead bruh moment, but you're insinuating that the person in question only thinks with their dick.
"Dude, my wife found out that I'm having an affair with her sister!"
"Foreskin bruh moment."
by Granddad's grandad June 23, 2019
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