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free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
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free raid

when someone leaves there yeezys outside there locker and there in ur size its time to free raid
Andrew got his new Timbs free raided last week
by doctadittoo January 29, 2018
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free vaping

when you openly vape in an area
I'm free vaping.
She's free vaping in there!
Time to free vape!
by emmaegg March 9, 2022
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free and nini

by Uhmnidoesntno September 21, 2020
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free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.
"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."
by DrSpocktopus November 13, 2013
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Free game syndrome

Free game syndrome is a case of a up and coming game that is free to play ending up with a community filled with Sperm cells, pedos and racists. they also will end up becoming way more lucrative in the process.
Dude am tired of playing rec room this game is just a free game syndrome
by nachotaco chimichaga 5065 October 21, 2023
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Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything
Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.
by Notnob January 7, 2024
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