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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
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Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."
Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."
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Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."
Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
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When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
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by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021
Get the Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse mug.When you are really good friends but cant seem to connect for weeks, sometimes months, calling each other and always hitting the missed call. The person who missed the call is the one to call back.
1: Hey buddy, called you again.
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong
by oolveea December 2, 2020
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