Hot Blatchley 

When a guy is taking it doggy style, and partner blows his load in his asshole. Then the feces and cum is extracted from the anus by a hand and fed to one or more goats.

Tom: So how was your date last night?
Chris: It was great! He even let me finish him off with a Hot Blatchley.

Hot Blatchley by Chris The One - lulz April 18, 2010

Hot Mustard

The combined acts of urinating and ejaculating simultaneously.

I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.

Hot Mustard by Super Sexy Italian Guy Steve August 1, 2010

Hot Fiery Watery Poo Poo 

A form of diarrhea that hits you all of a sudden. It is so hot and firery that it burns the hair around your asshole leaving third degree burns. It also leaves a glowing ring around your toilet bowl for days.

He ate so much Mexican food last night that he had hot fiery watery poo poo.

Hot Fiery Watery Poo Poo by kbbmech September 2, 2010

hot log 

a turd with a bun, often served with mustard, ketchup,and relish, served from a "Hot Dog Stand" by a greasy fat guy, usually on street corners in New York or Chicago.

That was an awesome touchdown! lets go get some hot logs.

hot log by nommachine November 28, 2010

hot eye

The act of throwing boiling hot water in someones face

1. She was peeking into my kitchen window so I hot eye'd her

2. I always keep a pot of water boiling on the stove in case I need to hot eye a door to door salesman

hot eye by orthonovum September 12, 2011

Hot Michael

The act of having someone lick your butt hole just after shitting instead of using toilet paper.

Kevin had no toilet paper, so Sarah gave him a Hot Michael

Hot Michael by Private_TickleButton December 27, 2011

Hot Pocketing 

The act of engaging in juicy intercourse with a hot pocket. A viral trend of 2014

"Hot Pocketing"

A New Hampshire twitter user @VERSACEPOPTARTS became famous for fornicating with a warmed up hot pocket. He later posted this shaningan on the app Vine. He was later suspended from Vine and Twitter, he was also blocked by Hot Pockets official twitter page.

He was asked for his input, he responded.....
"You can suspend by Vine, but you can't change the fact that I fucked a hot pocket."

Hot Pocketing by ChronicPineapple March 13, 2014