I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

Full like a howitzer

As early as the 18th century, a drunkard was "as full as a cannon" or even a howitzer, alluding to the enormous mass of explosive charge contained in such a gun. It was only in the course of the 19th century that the howitzer was added as a reinforcement of this idiom.

Look at her, she is full like a howitzer...

by screampie July 17, 2022

Full Circle

The action of swallowing food on the toliet while pooping simultaneously.

“Bro I went full circle yesterday it was insane.”

“Whatca up to man.”
“I’m about to full circle but I’ll text you later.”

by Duncney July 18, 2022

Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

The Amish"full hookup" includes tents and uses lard.

Some guy looking like "Gary Busey" broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a "full hook-up" now he knows what Campground prison rape is like.

by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022

Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.

Some guy looking like Gary Busey broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a full hook-up. Now he understands KOA prison rape.

by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022

full court cat challenge

one basketball court and 500 cats

two people lay down at each end

whoever gets more floats to come to them wins

oh shit i knew Elissa was gonna lose the full court cat challenge to jay

by judgeshredd July 23, 2022

Full-time Banga

Someone who bangs like it’s their full time job. They never call out sick. They will even cover shifts for friends.

Did you hear about that girl jit was talking to? I heard she’s a full-time banga!

by Jitticus the III July 24, 2022