Having a best friend called Ethan is the biggest flex ever. They're known for their savage childhoods and blue or green eyes. They may be seen as weird but wait till they come out of their shell. They are very dark humoured with gelled hair and happen to get all the girls. But of a gamer is very artistic
Ethan is the bestttt
by Pinnacleorange November 18, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Part 3
An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person.
If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies.
This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.”
Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men.
Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person.
If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies.
This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.”
Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men.
Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
“Who’s that smiling at her phone like she just won the lottery?”
“Oh, that’s Ethan Myers’ girl. She did.”
“Oh, that’s Ethan Myers’ girl. She did.”
by JaydaBlakeney October 21, 2025
Get the Ethan Myersmug. by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the hottest boy like fr fr, he might be a drug addicted but he’s lit and will get you high. Don’t try to flirt with him because if you do his bitch will come and steal you weave aka me so don’t flirt with him okay yeah bye
by Hisbitch101 January 31, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan Cozad is the best boyfriend a girl can ask for. He makes you smile 24/7, he’s perfect in every way inside and out, he makes your darkest days the brightest you’ll ever see. He is never unkind in anyway. He thinks about you all the time. He’ll cuddle with you to make you feel better, and he gives you his hoodie! He is such an angel. He is the most kindest, loving, caring human being to exist. He makes you laugh all the time. Even if it’s not on purpose. Just one slight smile from him will make you go wild. His eyes are beautiful. His laugh and voice is the most amazing sound to exist on the planet. Everything, and I mean, EVERYTHING, about Ethan Cozad is so perfect. There’s no flaws. Thank you for being here Ethan.❤️
by Y @ |\| |\| @ |-| November 11, 2019
Get the Ethan Cozadmug. d1 instigator
gabe: jt u little
ethan: see me personally i would never level to that amount of disrespect
jt: shut up
ethan: see me personally i would never level to that amount of disrespect
jt: shut up
by ther March 12, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. by BitchFace69420666 November 20, 2021
Get the Ethanmug.