e-squad

A group of teenagers who are supposedly emo. They act depressed in public to get attention and sympathy from everyone.

The e-squad basically cuts themselves and shows these cuts off. They're proud of the fact that they are depressed(lie).

by XxBlackCatxX November 2, 2006

E-San

When you're a 30 year old trapped in a 13 year old's body.

I'd play Quad Mist with you, but my hairline is receding due to my E-San.

by Hooga November 8, 2003

e-tarded

incapable of using email, ebay, etrade or anything having to do with the computer

My friend Doug is totally e-tarded

by Naruto the Negro October 18, 2008

e Muslim

A Muslim that act depressed/goth and pretending they're fuckboy/girl online

Or basically they're corrupted Muslims and will do sexual stuff before marriage which is haram

Ahmed saw his friend e Muslim puss puss

by Custardorcadolphin April 10, 2022

E-Bonics

The usage of ghetto slang via social networks (Facebook, Myspace, AOL, Yahoo, MSN, ect.)
Most often used by people who can write properly but choose not to.
Examples of E-Bonics could be described by using total improper spelling, overusage of capitalization or punctuation, replacing letters with numbers or characters, using confusing abbreviations and most infamously the pound symbol and a short quote.

Examples of E-Bonics:

"@y mAyn3 d15 1$H b3en b0th3r1n Me a1l day"

"WATCHU BEN ON"

"SMH #ohsodamndisappointed"

by YoduhTruffIsHurr January 11, 2012

E-Rays

A simple way of saying your girl friend/wife is being a bitch, and she is directing that bitchiness at you. The "E" stands for estrogen and rays being the rays of estrogen being focused at your helpless existence.

"Man my girl has had her E-Rays on me all day"

"My wife has been targeting me with her E-Rays all week"

by abadstar13 October 5, 2009

E-Boy

The derogatory term used to describe someone who has only achieved 3 E grades at a level the term originated in the small town of nottingaham back in 1703 when the roof thatcher’s boy master miniman achieved this

when some one stupid utters a Profoundly idiotic sentence you then say "you are such an E-boy"

by Lacy December 2, 2004