David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024
by Bleah12121212 August 18, 2023
David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.
Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
by IloveMilfsMoan May 31, 2022
Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera
by IloveMilfsMoan May 31, 2022
If someone is rather short but muscular mean and smells like canned vegetables mixed with a little bit of chum that means they are a david
by User T70 July 07, 2024