COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

by David Mark July 8, 2020

co-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's husband.

My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Law of Dammit

When you get or do something and a better alternative reveals it self shortly after.

Guy 1: "I brought home this brunette last night, but once we got to my place her hotter blonde friend sexted me to come over"

Guy 2: " The Law of Dammitmy friend"

by Oceanmotionpotion July 7, 2014

spirit of the law

An awesome youtuber who makes you want to play again a game you tought was dead since 2006.

Hey guys, spirit of the law here!

by Nyacreeps April 18, 2017

Brechany’s Law

When a teammate is horrendous in Counter-Strike, the opposing team is sure to also be bad if not even worse.

This guy is so trash, but the others are worse. That’s Brechany’s Law right there.

by ramm3rs February 28, 2025

Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage

"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"

After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!

by QuacksO July 31, 2018

Congress' Law

When group/corporation sue, or send a cease and desist, to someone/some group for trying to expose a crime that's only partially related to the group/corporation, it's probably because that group/corporation actively engages in that crime.

Person 1: Did you know that Leaf Corp sued someone trying to investigate their subsidiary company for tax fraud?
Person 2: Congress' Law, they must be committing tax fraud too!
Person 1: That's a shame.

by Spook_Retard February 23, 2024