beef

COCAINE

Cocaine blocks pain sensation and stimulates the central nervous system, producing a sudden increase in heart rate, temperature, and blood pressure.

MY NOSE is bloody from bumpin too many beefers...

by rolo tamasi April 11, 2006

PAT "Beef" Devlin

The most liberal man alive today. Loves tofu and yoga. He went vegan for lent and may or may not be running from the law due to trespassing and zoning issues for the construction of his evil lair. He is a malicious man and loves a fight. If you see this guy run its on sight.

Hey man have you see PAT "Beef" Devlin lately
RUN he is dangerous.

by wjglwg May 7, 2023

Beef

(noun)
a male or female who you:

1. think is fine
2. are tryna get in that with
3. are on that with

(verb)
the action of trying to get at or hook up with someone

(noun ex.)
“damn who’s that??”
“that’s BEEF”

(verb ex.)
“she’s bad asl i might have to get on beef”

person 1: “you gonna slide to (name)’s oc?”
person 2: “hell yeah, i’m tryna get on beef”

by putoescristiano May 30, 2019

Icelandic beef testicle

One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.

"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

Beef Twerky

Vaginally lips on a female during a seizure

Wow when she fell out her beef twerky was twitchin.

by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 13, 2024

Beef Cake

Beef Cake is a guy who is 6+ft tall and has a huge cock, and is ripped

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it

by Loveniggers February 3, 2018

Misteree beef

A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.

Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006