beef-porkies

Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.

"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"

by someteameight? December 15, 2009

raffle beef

Normally live raffle draws are done by good look ladies but ocasionaly a hot man will do them. These are Raffle Beef. The hot guy is a beefcake but shortened to beef because the phrase has to identify he not just a normal beefcake. He also presents raffles hence the term Raffle Beef.

Wow, that guy that does the Stoked raffle live draw is a proper Raffle Beef.

by Taking The Wins February 28, 2023

Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.

Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.

by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017

turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.

No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?

by LtChaser December 14, 2021

Beefing

When you burp and queef at the same time resulting in a beef

I was beefing all over that guy last night, it was insane!

by WhatAboutMyName March 18, 2025

where's the beef

some old people shit

granny: where's the beef

Dylan: stfu granny

by thatlilbish January 29, 2021

Chopping her beef

The act of having sex with a girl and spreading her legs and banging her vagina. The penis inserting is the act of “chopping her beef

Chopping her beef
Joe: Man there’s Jessica! Your totally gonna chop her beef tonight!
Tony: I hope so man I’d love to spread those legs and chop her beef

by Sqwassasssmit69 August 22, 2018