CUM-GONE-HARD

Cum in ice cube tray let it freeze and wait until she sleeps and place the cum cubes on her eyes and sing 'COME ON TO ME' by Paul McCartney.

Cum-gone-hard

by February 09, 2024

Tickle-hard

A tickle hard happens after you’ve fucked and orgasmed, and your clit/penis is so sensitive that you can’t stand for it to be touched because it causes an unbearable tickle, almost painful, but not quite in that category. It is just a tickle that is a hard ass mother fucker, causing one to jerk and display seizure like activity, and some may even pee from the sensitivity and the ticklehard.

Say, uncle, do you wanna kiss my pee pee until You make it tickle-hard?

by My name is puka… March 23, 2023

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024

hard mat

a jail cell bed

from a Kevin Gates song "hard mat hurt your back when it's no option."

by thadorion June 27, 2015

Hard chillen

It's when you chill really hard

I'm just hard chillen at home.

by Hard chillen.com May 01, 2016