Ass pilates

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

Ass Salad

Nickname for Al Asad Usmc Airbase in Iraq

They screwed this up at Ass Salad.
This is about as fucked up as Ass Salad. {If you have been there you would know what I mean.)

by MartyB63 January 21, 2009

Virgin Ass

1. An ass that has not yet been taken by the penis, or strap on. 2. The sweet decadence of all that is good.

Virgin Ass here, ready to get some cock in muh ass.

by The nightman will get you January 31, 2012

ass vibrator

I vibrating device that you stick up your ass to get pleasure.

Bob stuck his ass vibrator up his ass and had gay pleasure for the rest of his life.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

ass clown

A person who knows absolutly nothing about his job or trade but can tell everyone else how to do it better!!

My General foreman is a real ass clown,he could'nt wire a fucking hefty bag closed but he can tell me I'm not moving fast enough.

by Shitstick August 18, 2005

Milwaukee's Ass

A derrogatory, but unfortunately appropriate, nickname of the beer that thankfully did NOT make Milwaukee famous (Milwaukee's Best). Dirt-cheap but absolutely terrible, Milwaukee's Ass is a staple at underage or otherwise skeazy keggers.

"Whip out the keg o'Milwaukee's Ass!"
"I got a sixer of Milwaukee' Ass and a fresh box of Trojans, baby."

by Kello March 2, 2006

ass-fuckable

A woman who is so sexually attractive that you'd have anal sex with her.

Check her out! She's ass-fuckable!

by Brian June 1, 2005