Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.

Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?

by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018

apple bopping

to stick your dick in apple juice then let a cat lick your dick

OMG did you here Tony did apple bopping?!

by MrWackyWabbit November 26, 2018

Apple

A retarded fruit. Not a single fuck on this planet likes apples.
And why the fuck are you searching up what apples man.

“Why did my mom give me apples in my lunchbox!?”

by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018

Apple

Ummmmm an apple is a big red fruit. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP!!!! It’s a juicy red small fruit, DUMB BOOTY!!!

Me: “Do you want an apple?”

Person: “ what is that?”
Me very disappointed: “......”

by Helen herhandez December 1, 2018

Apple

You actual idiot how do you not know what the hell an APPLE is. dummy

wtf happened in your childhood..who made you like this. its a APPLE my guy, a APPLE

by ewvikkilmao December 1, 2018

Apple

A company that says features from 4 years ago are "new and exciting" They're also a company that overcharges for products similar to a potato knowing people (mostly basic white chicks) will buy it

Person:I see you're using an Apple product
Basic White Chick: Yeah its better than your phone even though I have no evidence to back it up

by SouljaBoiiii December 9, 2018

Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.

Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.

by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018