A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.
Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)
🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.
Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)
🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.
by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025
Get the The Mikes Waymug. They usually have nothing better to do, so they put all their focus on whatever task they have on hand. Need a last minute dinner plan? Ask Wai Yeong. Need a last minute xmas gift? Ask Wai Yeong. Need a last minute trip to somewhere you’ve never been before? Ask Wai Yeong
by coco365 November 23, 2021
Get the Wai yeongmug. Riding a motorcycle from West Virginia, south through the bottom states of America, driving up the coast and bouncing up and down through the heart of America until you arrive home.
by whiteboy304 March 18, 2014
Get the nates waymug. British. The correct term to use when you're at a pub or restaurant with the lads, and some bellend smashes a glass or plate. Failing to do so will curse both you and your family to an eternity escalating Freddo prices.
>SMASH!<
'WAY!'
'WAY!'
by Potato Ninja 3000 June 5, 2017
Get the Waymug. When two older men at the dog track who have major gambling addictions lose and decide to tag team a 10 dollar prostitute who is busted as hell.
Jimmy and Clinton lost their entire $274.62 life savings on lazy lightning (the grey hound at 10-1), so they say Recoba, the cheapest Ho in Cincinnati. So they borrow $10 from Rob and they give her a Cincinnati 3-Way behind the dumpster.
by 3MINATI’s Savior July 6, 2023
Get the Cincinnati 3-Waymug. Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014
Get the Two-Way Wienermug. I was bussin' with excitement when I saw the pfp of my friend’s glow up on my FYP. No cap, she’s been slaying lately, and I was like, "Yasss, that’s a major W!" But then, she texted me and said the party was a vibe check—the drip was on point, but the music was pure cringe. I was like, "Bruh, how is that even possible?" She said the DJ was simping for his ex, and the whole thing was just chuggy. I felt that FOMO hit hard, but I didn’t want to go because I didn’t wanna be the no way person in the corner. But I had to text her, "ILY, but I’m good." The whole thing seemed like a cursed situation. Fr, I wasn’t about to yeet myself into that chaos, so I just chilled at home. Fr fr, sometimes it’s better to stay in and save yourself from a L.
Cringe Slay Bussin' No Cap Bet Simp Lit Drip No Way Vibe Check Yeet Bruh Stan Pfp FYP W L Fr Chuggy ILY Glow Up FOMO Cursed Fr Fr Aesthetic is a list of almost all gen Z words.
by Pizzaking3201 January 22, 2025
Get the Cringe Slay Bussin' No Cap Bet Simp Lit Drip No Way Vibe Check Yeet Bruh Stan Pfp FYP W L Fr Chuggy ILY Glow Up FOMO Cursed Fr Fr Aestheticmug.