Wet Tissue

When a person (ultimately gender doesn't matter for both parties) blows their nose into the other persons vagina or asshole for the pleasure of the recipient.

Guy 1: I totally gave her a Wet Tissue last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

Guy 1: I think I even got a few boogers into her

by 1$97fj+ November 26, 2013

Wet Blow Job

When one is getting a blow job and proceeds to give the the one preforming a "Wet Willie" in either one or both ears. Also known as the "WBJ"

Wet Blow Job

by D-chillz June 16, 2010

wet cheese sandwhich

A incredibly extreme gay man

"I saw this wet cheese sandwhich at the park and he told me that i have a nice dick".

by Big feces May 16, 2008

Swiffer Wet Jet

Noun: When a couple is having sex girl on top. She then proceeds to urinate on his chest and rubs the urine in with her butt, somewhat in the motion of mopping the floor or a dog with fleas rubbing it's butt on the carpet.

Guy 1: Dude this girl was a freak she totally Swiffer Wet Jetted me.

Guy 2: Dude that's gross!.

by Agricai September 25, 2011

blanket wet bitch

the lowest of lowly bitches (not to be outdone by the skank bitch or the cunt bitch); the bitch that sleeps in Your tent, uses Your blanket and then has the audacity to get it wet against the side of the tent. what a blanket wet bitch

"pass the pipe you blanket wet bitch!"

"hey whats up?"
"fuck you, you blanket wet bitch!"

by The Chums Reborn October 29, 2008

Nebraska Wet Buffalo

Go to Nebraska. Find a buffalo. Bring him into a pool. Put a pickle carrot into the anus of the buffalo. Then, proceed to have oral sex with the buffalo. Then ejaculate on the carrot and eat it.

My friend Kyle told me about the greatest Nebraska Wet Buffalo of all time when he went to see his uncle.

by Asstrenches August 19, 2011

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014