Lebanese Waffle

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.

“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”

by Spark Florence October 27, 2017

american waffle

When a girl has a blue waffle and is on her period and gets cream pied by her boyfriend.

Ex: Stan ate his girlfriends american waffle.

by Zaven Hoshigami November 28, 2017

Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick

She gave me that dick waffle last night

by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017

Medium Waffle

When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.

Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?

by Annnanaaa April 21, 2018

Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram

That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!

by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018

Cheesy Wafflefanny

A derogatory nickname for, James Franklin, the current coach of the Penn State football team. The exact origin is unknown but it likely came about because of his cheesy, used car salesman delivery during interviews that drives both fans and foes of the program nuts.

Did you see Cheesy Wafflefanny hamming it up during the post-game interview last night? What a total tool!!!

by Jackbleedsblue April 23, 2018

small waffle

The response to "large waffle".

Beck : Large waffle

John : Small waffle

by l1c1w4ffl3 January 7, 2018