Grip N' Rip Tree Removal

A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.

Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"

by gripnrip May 11, 2023

chop down the tree

Jerk off

Hey I’m going to go chop down the tree

by anonymous July 6, 2023

The Dollar Tree

When your girl is shopping and you run up and nut on her leg without her knowing

I was trying to buy some Fabuloso and my boyfriend came up and hit me with the Dollar Tree.

by Tmoney21 July 11, 2024

Philadelphia dollar tree

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.

Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.

by BigRoostah July 13, 2024

baby bone treehouse

A treehouse made of baby bones, with an underground river of pineapple blueberry juice.
commonly found behind schools

“wanna go to the baby bone treehouse?”
“suck my dick 🥱”

by clitlick October 11, 2023

2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023