michael salami

Michael Salami. the most handsome and most beautiful man you’ll ever see. He is so tall with curly hair and it’s so amazing. Having a michael salami in ur life is js amazing 😻😻😻

Look at Michael Salami. He’s so fine.

by Ashley Yepez May 25, 2023

Michael Bolton

The second coming of Christ

"hey what are doing"

"following the path of THE BOLT the truth path of enlightenment either you meditate under a tree of years or just put on Soul Provider by Michael

Bolton "

Michael Bolton

by Bolton5000 April 22, 2019

Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.

“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023

michael cera

some canadian actor who played brother bear in bernstein bears and played in arrested development and superbad.

yoo michael cera is a good actor!!

by youngbratz February 11, 2024

michael cimino

BIG BIG BIG HUGE GIANT PENIS

hey man have u seen his michael cimino

by sarahbockendmurf January 2, 2023

National Bully Michael Day

On February 4th you are allowed to bully your friend named Michael.

National Bully Michael Day is today, time to go bully my friend.

by AnnaBananaDemon February 4, 2022

Michael Barone

The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.

Michael Barone Is a fat orangutan

by U adopted June 9, 2022