Egg Simp

a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names

Hey did you know that Madi simps for the egg?
What an Egg Simp

by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021

Simping

When you leave the boyz on discord to talk to your bae

Where's Notphe, he was just with us in discord?

He's simping bro

by anonymous December 30, 2021

Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022

simp

a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.

Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"

Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"

by ShrimpTheSimp May 26, 2020

simp

something mikayla is

mikayla simps hard for ebony

by yeetclan December 6, 2020

Simp

Theo Svensson i falun

Simp theo: jag sätter dina behov framför mina egna

by Bökel October 1, 2020

simp nye

the good type of nye. the one that cares.

Person one: “Hey have you seen simp nye”
Person two: “yeah, she said she really cares for you”

by kasuaIty September 24, 2020