Poop cooter

Another name for a mangina

It was so hot outside his poop cooter was sweating.

by Emeryca September 9, 2018

Poop Genie

When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.

She was rubbing my sore stomach and the Poop Genie suddenly appeared.

by BigGuysWife September 20, 2018

Poop guilt

An animal or human that feels terrible about where he or she as shit. Ex. Floor, table, pants

Poor Max was overwhelmed with poop guilt after he shit on the floor again.

by Pete's ass stinks! May 21, 2018

Pareto’s Poop

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.

You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.

by alghazali320 July 8, 2019

Poop Paralysis

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t move

My stomach hurts so bad that I have poop paralysis

by Ron Stevenson July 18, 2019

Poop Exchange

The Poop Exchange is a method where you sit on top of someone, assholes face to face, and then you shit down the other persons asshole. Once you’re finished the other person sucks up the poop up into their rectum and absorbs all the shits nutrients.

Will you be able to meet up for the Poop Exchange tomorrow night?

by poop exchange December 3, 2019

Anger poop

When your older baby or still in diapers toddler throws a fit and poops out of shear rage.

When we got back from the park and we made Jimmy take a nap he threw a fit and did a huge anger poop.

by Shmedley VonDrake April 26, 2019