one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

lab dance

When a lab's a puppy and there all excited. Then they jump up and put their front paws around you and have ''sex'' with you.

(little boy around five is walking to his mum after having being victim of a lab dance) mummy!!! im not a virgin anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by kicknickinthenet January 2, 2008

River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

by Adybug April 1, 2010

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really attracted to your friend but not compatible to date, the middle ground between the one-night stand and the true love-making aka “ride-and-bride”is known as a “romance and friend-dance”.

(resubmission of accidental removal)

I don’t think it’s a good idea we date, so what do you say we just “romance and friend-dance” instead at my place?

by candiedbones November 8, 2021

Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 25, 2020

Nebraska Rain Dance

When someone pops the cap off of a relatives ashes, Mixes it with semen and tars it onto their body like a ritual paint, Lights themself on fire and dances til they die.

What a shame, Saw Ron just finished his Nebraska Rain dance.

by BenAids June 1, 2018