It's torture son, straight torture!

Heheheheheh, I should rewatch that.

Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020

straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight

person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade

by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025

straight head

When a song is so good that the sensation of listening to it is the equivalent to receiving head. A term usually used by horny eboys

Person 1: hey did you hear that new gunna album?

Person 2: yeah its aight

Person 1: Damn, i thought it was straight head

by Enrone May 22, 2020

straight homo

derogatory against bi people, typically men

Homophobe: He a straight homo.

by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021

Straight

an idiot that thinks only straight people can have kids.

My mom is bisexual not straight

My dad is pansexual not straight

by The world doesn’t run on cake August 6, 2021

homo-straight

a slur towards bi people whom are cross-oriented

Homophobe: That homo-straight wants to date another guy

by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021