sloppy Irishman

a variant of beef stew where the perpetrator mistakenly has diarrhea, thereby dousing the victim with stew.
Woah, I think Jeremy just gave Steve a sloppy Irishman.
by dinfin November 23, 2019
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Sloppy Dixon

To give an extremely messy blow job. Usually under a desk or in a public shower.
My wife gave me a sloppy dixon at work when she came to see me during lunch break.

I saw ol boy giving coach Rob a sloppy dixon when I walked into the showers after football practice.
by X3Trickster July 6, 2018
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Sloppy Joe

malakai: “yo i bet Caitlyn Jenner gives good sloppy joe”
jack: “hmm you might be right”
by BiggumBoy69 December 13, 2018
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Sloppy Dallas

A Sloppy Dallas is where the female puts and entire can of dip in her mouth and gives the male a rim job and a blowjob
John: Yo dude NEVER get a Sloppy Dallas the dip i stained to my ass cheek

Carl: Umm sir this is an AA meeting what the fuck are you doing here?
by Apple bees ribs and dog cum October 16, 2020
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Sloppy-Shop

A business run in a manner, which is so sloppy and/or incompetent, that it creates a knock-on effect that ultimately leads to bigger problems or the demise of said business.
"E-Racing have gone so far downhill, they're inconsistent, there's zero effort from management, all of the staff have left and no one is reading the site anymore. What a complete and utter sloppy-shop."
by Schrodingers Douchebag April 24, 2021
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Sloppy handkerchief

The act in which a person ejaculates onto a handkerchief, lets it dry and then gives it to someone else to use.
“Hey John did you use the sloppy handkerchief
by BlanketSmeller3000 October 2, 2025
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sloppy Dallas

A sexual act where one's partner packs a lip of dip before blowing a man, covering the shaft in dip spit.
Man 1: Hey Soup give me a Sloppy Dallas

Man 2: No way McNasty
by Goonz Fan October 16, 2020
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