Potato

Usually a word for a low-end electronic device such as computers, phones, etc.

Sometimes used as an insult on individuals with a lower-level device.

That's a potato laptop.
He uses a potato computer.

by oldmodem December 10, 2018

Mach Potato

The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.

Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.

by CorgisDie June 3, 2025

Potato

A girl who no boys like

Hey that girl Caleigh is a potato

by Ckeane April 7, 2016

Potato

The device all Larry Stylinson proof was recorded on.

Person 1: Did tumour see the Wellington Larry proof?

Person 2: Yes, but it was filmed on a potato!

Person 1: I agree

by Louis&Harry282828 November 22, 2021

Potato Play

Potato Play (PP), the love of or sexual attraction to potato’s.

Can also refer to ones use of potato’s during sexual activity.

Damn that potato is hella hot.
I love me some potato play

by basictwigtwigcat May 18, 2018

Cute little potato

A cute little persno ...known as austin colman

Austin is my cute little potato

by Zooppey November 6, 2017

cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.

Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled

by datstudentlife April 18, 2016