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parking lot stinker

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.
That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.
by busterboner September 3, 2009
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trailer park screwdriver

A drink where someone drinks from a bottle of vodka and chases it down with orange juice due to the lack of cups.
I got so drunk last night from those trailer park screwdrivers!
by McCrackdaddy March 25, 2020
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Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.
"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."
by IanLocks May 21, 2020
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Parking Lot Gravy

Parking Lot Gravy is the code word for a gangbang that occurs in Canada. Maple syrup is usually involved.
Laird invited us to parking lot gravy. He promised maple syrup would be involved.
by ralyla69 August 28, 2022
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Colony Pines Park

A park in Newport News, VA, USA which has become famous for being the northernmost native range of Spanish moss and dwarf Palmetto.
Colony Pines Park is maintained by local residents and Bahariterran Americans.
by Îgleziyahs Gaybrielle March 27, 2023
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Circle Park Mom

An older aging fat ugly filthy nasty stinky hairy woman who provides sexual favors for free only to the black male prison population and is always waiting for their release at circle park so she can let her pussy loose on some big black prison cock!
A tip for all the school girls,if you don't graduate high school then you will become a circle park mom!!!
by 702Karma666 July 30, 2020
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Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.
Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023
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