The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

off the air

Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:

"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air

"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air

"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air

"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air

"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air

by APW December 6, 2006

Air freshna

whitey that freshins the air for the wannna be rappers.; pet fabreeze

:Air freshna get over here
:Ok doe boy freshness

by formally known as air freshna May 6, 2009

Air Gare

Also known as Kerp.

AIR GARE is Kerp.

by MysteryBoyOnTheInternet October 23, 2011

BYE-BYE air kiss

When that guy says bye to your girl extra sensually, thinking she won't notice, but when he's called out, he says that he actually gave her an air kiss.

Oh it wasnt an actual kiss; it was a bye-bye air kiss

by Jacket21 December 29, 2024

Spicy Air

Ionizing radiation, such as subatomic parties ejected by radioactive materials, or ultra-violet rays.

If you think about it, radiation is just spicy air.

by slashcammas June 18, 2023