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Straight gay

A homosexual with none of that pizazz a gay person has
That gay person is LITTERALY SUCH a Straight gay!
by LuckySun June 30, 2022
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ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.
Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*
by baka baka May 22, 2018
mugGet the ur nephew straightmug.

Bi-Straight

A person who is bi but prefers the people of the opposite sex
Max - hey John is John straight

Geoff - no he's Bi-Straight
Max - what is that
Geoff - it means that he's bi but he prefers women
by Bi-Straight guy May 27, 2022
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Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020
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straight gremmin

A term used to describe an ugly human being. A filthy, unattractive, sick, muttly creature.
D: So did you see his girlfriend?
S: Yeah man, she was straight gremmin.
by shay dogg April 10, 2008
mugGet the straight gremminmug.
Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"
by Hym Iam July 4, 2025
mugGet the It's torture son, straight torture!mug.

Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy
HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!
by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022
mugGet the Straight Crisismug.

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