Trailer Park Trifecta

One woman who has 3 children via 3 different fathers

That Ole girl is shootin for the trailer park trifecta!! I bet she hits by the end of the year

by Paulbunyon68 October 2, 2023

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

park ridge police

ineffective flaccid cocked grade a idiots with their heads up their asses

oh, there's another one of the park ridge police officers, walking around the school with a gun again. let's go shoot up in the bathroom and then go get starbucks

by rattlehead November 12, 2021

Mother Parking Car

A polite synonym for Motherfucker, Muthafucka and likeminded phrases.

You kidding me... MOther PArking CAr.... I wanna kill him...

by ilam nebrann February 20, 2011

Douglas Park (Chicago)

A shitty park in the shitty west side of Chicago, located blocks from Cook County Jail. You are likely to get shot here.

Man wounded in Douglas Park (Chicago) shooting

by Ltdani21 August 29, 2018

Congress Park (Congo)

Chill spot to hangout and best ledges to skate in Saratoga Springs, NY. Definitely the #1 spot to fuck around with tourists and crash a wedding bc mfs be having those shits there every damn weekend. Also houses an UNGODLY amount of ducks holy shit.

Yo wanna skate Congress Park (Congo)?

by _._._:) June 11, 2022

Albion Park Unicorn

When you rest a coke dick on someone’s head

Gave Kevin an Albion Park Unicorn last night

by Shred_neck October 16, 2020