Mexican food fight

While at a fast food joint, go to the bathroom and retrieve unflushed shit. Run into the dining area and throw it at somebody and run away.

We got high and went to Burger King and had a Mexican food fight.

by Impure Client October 2, 2009

Mexican Dance Party

When five men wearing sombreros insert their penis' into a taco shell each and then proceed to have sexual intercourse with the same woman. During this the woman is also being beaten with several bottles of tequila.

You should have been there last night man was fucking crazy, there were five of us and one bitch left over and an unlocked taco bell so we went for it and had a mexican dance party.

Three's a crowd five's a dance party.

by SenorGringo November 11, 2010

Mexican Fire Alarm

To eat really gross mexican food (cheap tacos) and poop it out all over the hallway of a hotel or apartment and pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run through it.

"Oh dude that mexican fire alarm had me cleaning my feet for hours last night"

by gaddo847 March 26, 2009

Mexican Soft Tacoed

the act of being hit on by occasionally one, yet usually multiple, hispanic men at one time. (generally in reference to white women)

Julie and Cindy went to this reggaeton concert and couldn't help but be constantly mexican soft tacoed.

by jjkkjjkk May 22, 2008

Mexican Root Canal

Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.

He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.

by Rule_34 February 4, 2009

mexican chili bowl

When one person pours hot sauce into another person's asshole with intentions to harm them.

He gave me a mexican chili bowl, my ass has been burning for the past 3 hours.

by blake killian July 8, 2011

Mexican Death Spiral

(1) A condition that describes the complete shut down of traffic in the leftmost lanes of a multiple lane two-way street in which opposing lanes of traffic are separated by a median or neutral ground. In a Mexican Death Spiral, the first car car heading in one direction attempts to turn left across the median and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. Another car heading in the opposite direction also attempts to turn left across the same meridian and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. The death spiral is complete when additional cars stop behind the earlier stopped cars such that neither of the first cars can turn left because the path is now blocked by the subsequent stopped cars that have left no gap to cross.

(2) A situation that has come to an irreversible standstill, typically on internet message boards by two forum trolls clogging up the thread with their own tangential argument.

(1) Q: What took you so long to get here?

A: There was a Mexican Death Spiral at Carrollton Avenue that had traffic backed up for 10 minutes.

(2) Thanks PosterA and PosterB for causing yet another Mexican Death Spiral.

by Denman Cinqueports March 29, 2010