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Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
by Lavynia May 19, 2018
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Mary

Someone who fakes going to the hospital for attention.
Oh my God I can't believe they pulled a Mary on me ! I was so worried !
by Esteban56 October 24, 2020
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Deja-marie

Deja-Marie can be your best friend, even a little more than that.Deja-Marie's are usually very kind, funny, and beautiful. She can be your best dream. Deja-Marie is prepared for anything. She can comfort you and make you feel special. Deja-Marie is the girl that all the boys will fall for. She is very sweet at all costs and can get a good laugh out of you. She has deep hatred for her looks but doesn't understand the beauty seen by all her surroundings. If you catch a Deja-Marie, hold on to her, you may never find a girl as great as her. Even if she breaks up with you, the chance of you most likely still liking her is a very high chance, you might be depressed, talking to her even though she might she you as a friend still cheers you up like before and you most likely won't give up trying to make her fall in love with you again because she's everything to you.She can be shy at time but once she come out her shell she is a true beauty. She is also fun, beautiful and humbled.She is not afraid to try new things. She can be over dramatic, thats just her being her.Deja-Marie is the best girlfriend or friend you can ever have she do any thing to make a friend happy she care for anyone Deja-Marie ignores the hate, she is optimistic. She is cool to hang around during the day, but when it turns to night she is let loose and can turn completely WILD! Deja-Marie's are so intelligent and smart it's unbelievable, she loves reading 24/7. Deja-Marie's are short asf ,and has a beautiful face.
Boy one; "i love her so much"
Boy two;"Its Deja-Marie, what is there not to love?"
by Shinkle Bump November 21, 2021
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hailey marie marte

One of the smartest, most intelligent, and beautiful girls you would ever meet in your life.
Hailey Marie Marte is so fire. Nobody competes.
by Yourfavoritedemom July 31, 2021
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Mari

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, psycho, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.
by Dollfacee December 31, 2020
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Crushed mary

A fucking terrifying vocaloid song (in my opinion)
Brandon listened to crushed mary yesterday. He had a heart attack and cried. Lmao
by goobersnooner April 19, 2024
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Amber from Marys

A short blonde girl who wears Van's and has a bunch of guy friends...
Most commonly thinks they are not cute when they are... also very fun to talk to
Are you know marys who's friends with ambers.. amber from marys
by Hdhshsjsn September 6, 2021
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