Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019

Mad Fang

When something is really cool and exciting

Did you hear that Sam got a new car?
That's mad fang!

by goonedout January 12, 2024

Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.

“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”

by Rutebega July 21, 2022

Mads

Mads is always happy, he will do anything for you. He is very loyal, and the best friend you could wish for. He is always ready to hangout and have a good time.

Mads is my best friend, he is always there for me.

by Elsa2021 January 25, 2022

Mads

A mads is a person with many mental issues.

Mads: huaa huaa haaau mi ritard

by Bodilertilaber September 2, 2023

booth madness

A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.

"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor."

"Man, that concession girl is cute."
"Dude, she's underage!"
"Sorry, booth madness."

by Fill M. December 10, 2008

mad

in south london mad is an approprite response to almost anything, particularly if it's surprising

'you know jack got exculed for dealing'
'mad'

by swthebest November 6, 2019