ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

Hurty Legs

The genuine medical diagnosis following a 45mins TRX session in the gym.

Jesus Christ I've got a really bad case of Hurty Legs....

by Monkey.Monkey.Monkey September 7, 2017

gecko legs

Usually refers to a girl with deathly pale legs.

Wow, did you see that chick's gecko legs?
Yeah, how could you miss them? I should've worn sunnies.

by AndiGirl November 8, 2013

Legging Legs

when someone’s curves/legs look perfect while wearing leggings.

“Mia has the perfect legging legs bro, no hip dips or anything.”

“No literally I look like a door with leggings on!”

by karlii. January 11, 2024

streak and legs

Da sumptuous sexual "feast" dat a lustful stud endeavors to attain by running naked in front of one or more hot chicks --- i. e., by "streaking", he hopes dat one or more of said luscious lookers will want access to da big long juicy thing dat they see bobbing around between his legs as he sprints past, and thus they will be willing to "spread their legs" for him.

You might be even more successful at da "streak and legs" routine if you also offer any favorably-responding chicks a thick-sliced-beef-and-fried-cackleberries meal as part of da bargain, too.

by QuacksO April 11, 2024

one leg belinda

Is a white woman from the Midwest who eats on the souls of innocent men. They usually are good at mason work like building walls. Also are know to be sexy as fuck - good in bed- and great at road head

Watch out for the one leg belinda

by Mericachavez May 5, 2018