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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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Josh

Josh is an amazing friend. He may doubt himself sometimes, but he is so hilarious! He has a really kind personality and always is there asking how you are or listening to your problems. He tries his best to make everyone around him feel happy. Josh is a really good, caring and loyal friend.
'Wow Josh is really cool!'
by Your lovely friend :) June 15, 2022
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josh

by Rhhr October 1, 2019
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Meghan and Josh

The cutest couple you will ever see. Josh(s) are typically blond and Meghan(s) are typically brunette with freckles, everyone ships them together because they are the cutest people ever to be together. Josh(s) are typically the funniest, sexiest, smartest guys’ ever and Meghan(s) are the hottest, fine ass, funniest, wisest, bravest, most drop dead gorgeous girls’ in the world. Even though typically Meghan(s) have been through a lot and don’t trust easily and are pretty stubborn, Josh can easily deal with it, they are the strongest power couple out there, other couples wish they could look like them and no other people could handle each other like Meghan and Josh. Don’t even think about trying to get close to Josh without a Meghan breathing down your neck telling you to get away from her man and same with a Josh, so guys and girls watch out Meghan(s) and Josh(s) are really strong too and will mess you the fuck up. Understand that even though Meghan and Josh are the best and everyone wants them, they are made for each other and no one else!! Even though at first both of them can be shy, they are both badass, good looking, pretty good people to be around so it’ll be worth it to get to know them, so try it. Even though they might not admit that they like each other, they eventually will or probably already do like each other, don’t let them fool you. They were supposed to meet each other for a reason. Let it be known that they are the best couple and it’s Mosh for life!!
Friend 1: I support Meghan and Josh, oh sorry Mosh, so hard rn
Friend 2: Who doesn’t?..
by Ihavenosoul234 May 30, 2020
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Josh

• Josh is a cool ass tall dude , He’s also funny asf & good to be around.
• He’s into gaming , working out & just making money fr.
•He’s the type of dude to stand up for the people he loves & care about. He won’t ever do anyone wrong at all bro has a good heart deadass
• He also fw Anime.
• Bro is just a good ass person fr
Yo that’s Josh , bro can make anyone crack up fr 😂 . His humor is a 10/10
by Danny Phantom Boyyy July 17, 2022
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Josh Dun

Ahh yes Josh Dun, a very good drummer in the band named twenty one pilots with his best friend Tyler Joseph. His birthday? June 18th he is engaged to Debby Ryan and makes SUCH GOOD FUCKING MUSIC
Person 1: heh we learned about aliens today in class

Person 2: ;)

Person 1: :/

Person 2: JOSH DUN HEHEHEH

Person 1: GO DIE IN A HOLE
by Ur mum bigg gae October 16, 2019
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National kiss Josh day

16th January
It’s national kiss josh day today go kiss josh Aimee
by Jxsh.mxrtin January 15, 2022
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