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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Jacob

was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.

Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!

by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025

Jacob

a fucking emo man who is so emo to the point he acts sped and nuts everywhere

The man is pulling a Jacob

by Randomdhfbfb May 20, 2025

Jacob Sanborn

Baddie. Hottie. Smash all day. Love that guy. Would glaze him all day

Jacob Sanborn is daddy

by Zachary<33 May 22, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is a little gay ball with THE HOTTEST mom in the world

Have you seen Jacobs mom, shes sooo hot

by Jacobs mom is HOT AS SALSA June 2, 2025

Jacob

A name that makes it so you have a high likelihood of being bisexual. It's fated.

Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?

Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob

by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025

National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.

You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.

by THATONEGUY4266 April 3, 2024