Laid Played

Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.

Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"

by Token Man July 24, 2010

playing objective

another word for camping

person 1: "i was playing objective"
person 2:"no you were camping faggot"

by hsgaidhdocjdjdjdjdx August 21, 2025

Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time

Yes mam pls ask you to do with afsar ashwin sanjay and afsar are u happy pu to the world of the disease in a chil world all the real name of a trapezium of the disease that

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes

by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022

playing cop

Being a little bitch and ratting out your friends even though they will get big consequences.

Kid: Mom! Ronnie ate all the cookies!

Ronnie: ^_^

Mom: Ronnie how dare you! Go to your room. You're in big trouble ! And as for YOU, no more playing cop.

by ineedmealife September 9, 2017

Lodi sucker play

The Lodi sucker play is a fake-out move (primary used during a sports game) where one player holds two balls. They throw one ball into the air, distracting a second player, and while the other player is distracted, the first player chucks the second ball at the groin.

I'm still having pains from when Tommy hit me with a Lodi sucker play.

by djorangejuice April 21, 2018

playing the bridge

Moving the stretchy part of the penis underneath the head/scrotum for sexual pleasure, a fidget, or as a finger warmer.

yo dude, I was Playing the bridge last night and my mom came in!

by the_shizzle November 7, 2023