I'm teasing

Sebastian's favorite phrase. Only he can use it

Sebastian: Your outfit is silly
Girl: What?!
Sebastian: I'm teasing

by UrbanDictionaryUser132333 November 18, 2023

I'm phelan like Pat

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

Oh no I'm scared

Feeling like a funny but unsuspected think is about to happen

Someone: 'grabs a knife'

Other: "oh no I'm scared"

Other: 'dies'

by Dr i check for pussy disorders August 20, 2018

I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024

I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

I'm quitting

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary forever. Goodbye.

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary for life.

by Random Words & Definitions August 27, 2024

I'm not going away

That isn't an option for you.

Hym "Your families are going to keep dying until there is an out and you trying to blockade the door has gotten more of YOU killed than it he ME killed. So, get over here with my credit and my money. Yes me first. And then you stop doing this or start loving child murder as much as I do but you are asking for it if you do not give me what I demand. It's a demand. I'm not going to let you ignore me until I go away. I'm not going away. You are going to act in accordance with my DEMAND or there is a very real chance that the last thing your loved ones is going to hear is..."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025